Shit Cunt

Rachel's everywhere

Jess: "Damn that rachel arthur is a shit cunt"

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

Shit Cunt

Shit Cunt (in the UK, mostly London/ Essex) defines an idiotic, lairy, pointless, mouthy, self rightous woman/ girlfriend. As in she has a shit (useless) cunt.

Keep your 'Shit Cunt' of a missus quiet.

by cockney_bullet November 18, 2010

shit cunt

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.

Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.

by amulet_1972 October 7, 2008

Shitcuntwomble

An Australian shitcunt that is slightyly worse than a standard Australian shitcunt because he waffles on too much and thinks he's cool.

You know that local Shitcunt who always refuses to get a job? He's gone and done a Philosophy degree in order to explain why he shouldn't have to work in the first place. He's a fucken Shitcuntwomble.

by Daneje June 18, 2023

shitcut

1: To shitcut (verb): to summarise tedious bullshit into something intelligible, to either get to the meaning underneath, or discard the argument.

2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.

1: Most corporate-speak can be shitcut into 'Work together and stop looking at porn during office hours!'

2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'

by YossarianSmith June 8, 2009

Shit cunt

A shit cunt is someone who is no longer your mate because they fuck your ex and try play happy family with your kids.

Watch her she's a shit cunt! She'll fuck your ex quicker than her marriage!

by Missleashy September 18, 2019

Shitcut

When there is not enoough time to take a full bowel movement, you take a shitcut.

Oh god, I'm gonna miss the movie, guess I'll have to take a shitcut.

by J Davis September 17, 2005