Shahed

The goat. Massive gargantual penis. He is the chosen one. He will save us all.

You did you hear aboput that one funny guy that everyone loves?

Yeah I did his name was Shahed right?
Yeah I love him
Me too
*proceeds to makeout*

by Sagegamer12 March 7, 2024

Shchedryk

"Carol of Bells"
Original Ukrainian Version

Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi

Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
napovnenia povitrya

Oi, yak stukayut
podnyattya zvuku
Au'aire khill i dale
Rozpovidayut svoyu austria
Veselo dzvenyat
Poky ludy spivayut
Pisney dobrogo nastroiu
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva

Dhali, na posilayut
Beze kintsia
Ichny radisny thone
Dodomu

Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi

Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
Napovnenia povitrya

John was way too white to sing Shchedryke.

by Wargom July 14, 2024

SHINEDA

The truth teller

SHINEDA was the truth teller of the world the generational curse breaker of the family.

by SHINEDA July 12, 2025

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016

Raymond Shiled

mastermind of aai2

"raymond shiled is the mastermind of aai2"

by ifoundaway,ifoundawayway February 15, 2018