Shetland

A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.

I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.

by Bongosalad994106 June 27, 2022

shellaverse

The universe where teenager mutant ninja turtles are from.

Active in the shellaverse

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Swetlanders

A group of neighbors known for frequently hosting loud or lively gatherings, often turning their street or neighborhood into a social hotspot.

“You can always hear music coming from the Swetlanders party on weekends.”

by bilbow118 October 31, 2025

swetlanders

Locals who turn barbecues into block concerts and think “noise complaint” just means “mission accomplished.”

“Oh my god, those swetlanders next door. So fucking loud”

by bilbow118 October 31, 2025

The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

The Swetlanders

A group of neighbors who live on a street named Swetland who party and have a good time. I promise you’ll never have a party like the Swetlanders

Yo, Did you get invited to the Swetlanders party? It’s gonna be so fun.

by bilbow118 October 31, 2025

THE Swetlanders

An unofficial organization dedicated to keeping the volume up and bedtime optional.

“I just can’t sleep with the swetlanders partying right next door.”

by bilbow118 October 31, 2025