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shriggled

(Person A) Shriggled around in their sleep while dreaming
by Luka.c October 16, 2020
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Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.
Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.
by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022
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Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.
Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.
by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023
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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
by teknik December 21, 2013
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux

A type of spirt animal in the Star Wars universe. One of the most Ambiguous topics amount the lesser Star Wars fans.
Yoda: Hey what’s your spirit animal?
Luke Skywalker: My Spirit animal is Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux.
Yoda: Same!
by StarWarsDeathofStars December 17, 2018
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ur uncle has shingles

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles

Tim: *contracts crabs*
by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018
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