Shaggy Soldier

A self-growing uncircumcised penis.

The hairy shaggy soldier may grow around 3 to 9 inches in height.

by berrics808 November 23, 2019

shaggy waggy

big fat floppy weiner

get your shaggy waggy out of my face

by fishywang August 4, 2010

shaggy pisser

a dog that sheds and pisses constantly

that shaggy pisser sheded on the couch and pissed all over the floor again

by rf grievous March 21, 2010

pulled a shaggy

to deny and literally say " it wasn't me"

- I made a huge error at work today , so they they had all the employees questioned to find out who's responsible
-did you admit during the questioning ?
- of course not! I pulled a shaggy

by narutomaxorn May 7, 2019

Shaggy Dogged

When you are a little slimy pre-vet student who is trying to gain pathology experience so shadow a doctor during a gross necropsy to which you cut yourself with bloodied knife. Only can occur if animal is a dog and knife has been ballz deep in the dead dog previous to the laceration. Now similar to the 2006 acclaimed film "The Shaggy Dog" the dog DNA has entered your body.

Damn, I got shaggy dogged last friday cutting into a carpal joint and now my thumb is swollen.

by slimyprevetkid June 22, 2022

Shaggy The Cowboy

Many dogs like to eat logs in the fog and it doesn't matter if it sounds wrong

Shaggy The Cowboy killed Chris.

by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

Shaggy D.A.

The way a person looks after not having a haircut in a long time. Usually when they are stoned or drunk. Named after a motion picture from the 70's.

Man, I'm so Shaggy D.A. right now. Pass me a beer.

by Jay Wheezy December 26, 2007