Upon anal penetration, clutch your partner's hair and whisper into his or her ear, "your sister f*!#* better than you!" and hold on for 8 seconds.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

The cowboy is for any one living out west. This is where a full chew spitter is poured onto the penis to be used as anal or vaginal lubrication. And if the girl is a chewer her self, you can just get dome while she has a fatty in. This works just as well.

“When one is in the club dancing as if they are on a horse, swinging a lasso and they spot an attractive female. One is to “lasso” such female and reel her in. As she approaches, one is to grab her and body slam her to the ground and “hogtie” her. As she will be unconscious, one is to throw her over one’s shoulder, mount their horse and ride their way into the bathroom.”