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Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!
Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010
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Grillin Session

Frankie "Hey bro what did you got going this weekend?"

Omar "Nothing much dude, just gonna hit the grocery store to get ready for a Grillin Session, you should come by"

Frankie "Will do, ill bring the Kabobs"
by Big Body Fadi July 17, 2009
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jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.
Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.
by Chris February 7, 2005
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gag session

Me: Ayyy, hit that gag session on that hoe!
Kay Dee: Triiiple D! I'm next!
by fxckingbeezy1408 February 6, 2010
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Jeff Session

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting
"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"
by Takethejump May 1, 2018
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geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.
a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.
by $ Dogg November 12, 2004
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rom session

Verbal or nonverbal harsh reprimand (especially one which follows with a lecture).
My parents totally gave me a rom session when I came home late last night.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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