semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females

1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!

by Give 'er again December 20, 2008

Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.

Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!

by Teragram November 14, 2010

Semen Burp

After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.

I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Semen Satchel

A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum

Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!

by BungusChungus June 4, 2018

Seabee-ing

When you can fix your own fuck up (normally vehicular) without someone knowing or spending any more money.

I was installing a new suspension on my Jeep and cut the transmission support member by mistake, went ahead and got my welder and grinder and

started Seabee-ing the shit out of it.

by cbmonkey78 January 25, 2019

Semen Centipede

A demonic being that no one can comprehend what it looks like

"What is the Semen Centipede, What the fuck is that?"

by Objgama December 9, 2019

seabed official

Seabed Official is a fashion company going public sometime in the year 2033. Currently the exact idea are still not a 100% thought of but we are confident they will hit the ground running within the next few years.

Girl #1: Wow what is she wearing she looks so cool
Girl #2: Of course it’s Seabed Official! What else could it be!
Girl #3: Yeah! Silly me!

by Seabed_official8 April 29, 2020