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social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on
"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"
by pink champagne July 28, 2010
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Serenity

Midbulk Firefly-Class transport with a standard radion-
accelerator core, classcode 03-
K64
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
by Hydragon March 11, 2005
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Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.
Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(
by Poopenstein October 6, 2008
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Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.
Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.
by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019
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Nigger Security Agency

The NSA, or perhaps better known as the "Nigger Security Agency." They are a "secret" government intelligence sector run by a bunch of niggers to de-educate the system and ruin your life. Are you scared?
The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.
by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018
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Serenity

Serenity is a nice girl who loves to read books and ride horses. Her name may mean calm but like hell she isn't, She is very crazy and is weird. She can be very emotional and sometimes quite possesive. And When she is sad she will crys she'll cry a river. She is very smart but she thinks she is uglyl, though is very smexy.
Serenity is very hot.
by Storm0506 February 18, 2019
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mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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