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scratcher

An instant lottery ticket, sold everywhere. You scratch off the covering over numbers/symbols to see if the ticket wins any prizes.
It was a good night for Tom, 27 bucks in tips. He couldn't resist the instant lottery machine as he walked past, so he stuck in a 10 and bought five $2 scratchers.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
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knob scratcher

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"
by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005
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Love scratche(s)

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back
"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"
by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013
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Fun Snatcher

A non-socialite or grumpy unhappy person who will intentionally try to discourage a friend, spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend or anyone from having a good time. A fun snatcher might also create difficult obstacles making it nearly impossible for the individual to achieve any fun.
Example #1:

Friend: Hey Sandy, all the girls are going out for happy hour after work, you should come.

Sandy: I don't think I can. Bob EXPECTS me home every day right after work and he doesn't like for me to go out. You know how he is girl, he just wants me all to himself.

Friend: No, him not letting you go out with friends is not only controlling he is also FUN SNATCHER?! he never lets you do anything fun with your friends!
(*note: Even if the fun snatcher comes along in a group outing he or she is monitoring the activity making sure NO ONE is having any fun. The fun snatcher will sit there with a miserable boring look on their face or make offensive and tasteless jokes in order to get on peoples nerves and ruin their good time)

Example #2:
A group of guys are sitting around watching football for several hours when the wife or girlfriend comes home and kicks all the homies out before the games are over and beer is gone and yells at her man that THIS will never happen again.

Homies: Dude, your girl was trippin yesterday.
Dude: Yeah, she's a total fun snatcher!

Example #3:
Wife: Hey honey, me and the girls are going out to a movie tonight. Do you mind?

Husband: Oh, sure no problem at all. Just make sure dinner is made, dishes washed, children bathed, kitchen floor mopped, house swept and vacuumed, laundry done and put away and kids put to bed too before you go.

(*he's hoping she will be too tired afterwards to want to go and join the fun with her friends)
by TooHappyforGrumpy August 20, 2013
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Loli Snatcher God Daddy

A person who should have their loli rights taken away but is to op pls nerf. Also is a good friend but never let him touch you because he will snatch your pp
That Loli Snatcher God Daddy is stealing my lolis
by BBC (Big Black Chairman) August 7, 2019
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Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.
Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.
by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015
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Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.
I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.
by DECEiFER March 3, 2008
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