Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.
Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.
Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.
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"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."
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In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
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Q: So is John and Jane an item or not?
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.
by AsciiKewl January 18, 2009
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If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
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Conservative: “The storming of the Capitol is the voice of the unheard! Civil war, now!”
*literally the next day*
Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”
*literally the next day*
Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”
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