Shlock

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

G-Schock

A certified badass. Nuf said.

Nobody messes with the G-Schock.

Watch out! Here comes G-Schock!

by onebamofo October 21, 2010

Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

Slock

To slock: to give a slap, with the cock

if you're not nice, i'm going to slock your face hard !

by Captain Brieuc September 16, 2010

Slocked

Refers to a pipe or drainage system that has been blocked because it has a sock jammed in it

Rhys was home alone so he decided to jack off in the kitchen, and noticed that the kitchen sink was slocked

by Susmaster July 4, 2009

Slocks

Wearing slides with socks.

“Just gotta chuck my slocks on and head to the servo for a Gatorade and some darts.”

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Feeling slack? Wear your slocks.
Going to the pub? Slides and socks.
Family dinner? Wear your slocks.
Fire and beer? Slides and socks.

by Slidesandsocks4life April 28, 2019

Splock

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

by splock master May 15, 2010