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schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house
Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did
by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019
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schlongdidong

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong
by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022
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Schlong

Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")
Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop
by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009
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schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
I rode down the street on my schlongboard
by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009
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Scion

1. A descendant
2. A detached shoot or twig containing buds from a woody plant, used in grafting
3. The heir to a throne
In most cases, one plant is selected for its roots, and this is called the stock or rootstock. The other plant is selected for its stems, leaves or flowers, and is called the scion.
by non toxic June 20, 2006
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schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.
by g-windsor April 23, 2016
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schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008
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