schmitinator

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.

man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!

by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010

Schlitterblumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin in a Schlitterbahn bathroom.

"There are some dirty MILFS at Schlitterbahn that gave me a Schlitterblumpkin.

by BillyWonka June 17, 2011

Schmette

Female version of a "Schmoe"

A foolish, naive, boring woman.

"Hey lets invite Evelyn to the party"
"No, that girls a Schmette"

by SoapDodger October 12, 2012

schmitdznitz

Something excessively Jewish.

Schlomo Goldstein is such a schmitdznitz.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

Schittone

Italian word for a sudden diarrhea attack (pronounced "skittòne")

Ero al cinema e, cazzo!, mi è venuto uno schittone tremendo!
I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!

by cacadoie September 22, 2017

schlitterschluter

A flailed device to use in the consumption of hotrails .

Hey guys has anyone seen the schlitterschluter?

by Betty Blows January 19, 2018

schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.

Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script

by JOption September 18, 2018