Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.

That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.

by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schlap

Shitting into your palm, shoving your hands in another's face and proceeding to clap

"I'm going to schlap Harold later"
"Dude what the fuck

by Schlapper March 7, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.

The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

Nicholas Schlipstein

Hes the biggest peepee poopoo head out there, has a very tiny pp, and will never be loved by his parents

My friend Nicholas Schlipstein didnt see his first and last name as a definition on here so I made him one

by TacoLubricator May 6, 2019