banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

by boogiek March 22, 2023

scanny

See also scanyon

A very large blunt. Shortened version of scanyon.

Guy: Yo!! I just grabbed a qp wanna hit the bong???
Girl: Nah, let's roll a fuckin scanny!!

by plasmaphysics April 8, 2005

Sanonajibae

SA-no-nay-ji-BAY The Japanese word that was used during the Tokyo Cat Genocide of 1983 (which is widely unrecognized by the international community as the worst ethnic cleansing of the quadrupedal feline race) its use was to describe cats that had no business in being cats... the word was used in congruence with many Asian restaurants that serve a delicious Garfield lasagna as a main course disguised as General Tso's Chicken. And in 1990 the NFAARP aka (National Feline Association Against Rape and Pillaging) filed a $30 trillion cease and desist lawsuit against the Govt of The Republic of Uganda for instigating the measures used to entrap and torture millions of innocent young cat burglars around the world. The charges were dropped in 2003 when a federal appointed judge was revealed that he was 6 calicoes in a poorly constructed man costume, and that the plaintiff and his associates were unable to build a case against the administration for they were cats as well. Since then no attempts by the NFAARP has been filed to overturn the use of Sanonajibae in a discriminatory manner yet many believe the NFAARP has infiltrated the US govt and other top political positions around the world in an attempt for a coup d'etat to take down international economy and send the world in to a spiraling depression. Where cats control every aspect of human life in a totalitarian fashion and build massive temples upon the sweat blood and tears of millions of slave laborers.

"You want Phirrie Brunt?"

"Hariacho! No you Sanonajibae!"

" Whats new pussy cat wooow wooow woow woow "

by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012

scazon

Scazon.

A rap term used when defining how superior someone is at rapping. This term was originated by the rapper Scazbreezy who was an rap icon and was known as one of the best rapper/musician/singer in the 21st century.

E.g
"OOOOOHHH Damn! Kendrick Lamar went scazon on this verse!"

"BRUH. your freestyle was scazon! Keep going!"

by KingBreezyHoe October 24, 2014

shanon brigs

a nonce and a pussy

that shanon brigs is a right nonce

by nonceykid123 November 18, 2019

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

scanindian

A Scottish-Indian combination or couple as a whole; the children of Scotsmen and Canindians.

Those Scanindians are so happy!

They are going to have just the CUTEST little Scanindians!

by melysni February 23, 2004