A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.
by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010
Get the Sammitymaffe mug.The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
Get the Sanitary Supply Shortage mug.The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.
Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!
John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....
John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....
by mrhash101 November 16, 2011
Get the Sanity extractor mug.Super Sanity is when you have reached a point that you are so sane that you may appear crazy to the world.
The Joker is not insane, infact I believe he reached a point of super sanity where he realised that his universe is not real.
by GodIsGone June 9, 2018
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by Alka__ December 19, 2022
Get the i have lost my sanity mug.This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.
Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.
Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.
A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."
by r0lfu October 22, 2023
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