Saidee

She’s smart, beautiful and caring. A lot more stubborn than she would like to admit. She’s absolutely breath-taking. Once she’s yours, never let her go. It’ll be the worst mistake of your life.

I love you very much, Saidee.

Saidee is mine. And I am hers.

by J.Polluck July 15, 2018

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.

Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

by rebel runner March 2, 2010

Derek Sanders

Lead vocalist for punk band, mayday parade.

a)is one of the greatest people to walk the planet.

b)has amazing hair

c)knows how to write songs.

<3

songs derek sanders wrote:

three cheers for five years
terrible things

albums by mayday parade (in order)

tales told by dead friends

a lesson in romantics

anywhere but here

voldesta

mayday parade

by helen.melon November 13, 2011

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

sanders republican

Republican who votes for Bernie Sanders.

In the 1980s Ronald Reagan was backed by many Democrats, they were called Reagan-Democrats. For 30 years Bernie Sanders has cultivated a Republican backing with his ideas and they will be known as Sanders Republicans.

by PeterV3 November 2, 2015

Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk

Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023