Rusty Milkbox Ukulele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

by noxymann April 20, 2009

Rusty Tailpipe

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

by pwinstont November 11, 2009

Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.

Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."

by ADPD November 27, 2015

Rusty flail

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.

"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."

by The Moistologist April 16, 2017

Rusty Slag

Coroded stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.

She’s such a Rusty Slag

by Digiduck March 26, 2019

Greasy Rusty

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.

by yamaha14 March 9, 2009

rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.

After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.

by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007