root beer

Previously used in the pharmaceutical industry (much like Dr. Pepper), this delicious nectar now comes in nearly 300 flavors, and is microbrewed with nearly as much vigor as its alcholic cousin, pure beer. Root beer is so named due to it's ingredients, including berries, spices, and actual roots and stems from various plants.

IBC is possibly the finest, mass-produced root beer on the planet.

root beer by Bill Grove December 8, 2003

root beer

The greatest of all american soft drinks, ageless, flavourful and full of moxie.

Root Beer is the only drink you can mix with Fleet Phospo saline laxative that will not make you gag.

root beer by Henry Cline September 12, 2003

root beer

the most wonderful beverage ever invented. no IBC here. pass me the Sprecher's.

Me: is that IBC root beer?
You: why, yes, it is.
Me: can i see?
You: sure.
*throws it away*
Me: drink this.
*hands your sprecher's root beer*

root beer by hint of tears July 17, 2004

root-heister 

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

root-heister by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

root rat 

australian slang.

someone (usually a woman) who can't get enough sex, starts having sex at an early age, or is continually looking for a root.

more often than not comes with root rot.

that girl's a total root rat, dave

root rat by StrapOn February 11, 2005

root down 

1. "break it down" 2. get back to the basics and just rock,
origin: Jimmy Smith song "Root Down and Get It" remixed by the Beastie Boys on 'Ill Communication', (1994)

Lead Vocal says to the Drummer: "When that bass line drops root down"

root down by Blake Sienkiewicz June 15, 2004

root beer

A really good soda made from roots of trees.

He had a coke, I had a root beer.

root beer by Anonymous August 10, 2003