roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.

I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

roaching

when someone sneaks behind other people's backs to manipulate them for their own benefit. Like cockroaches, they run whenever the lights are turned on. A couple of people in particular were my inspiration for this term.

when someone goes behind your back to try to turn a situation to their advantage, that person is roaching.

by roach hater May 21, 2011

Sand roach

A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.

Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?

by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013

Roachification

Similar to bimboficiation, roachification is the process of becoming an incel by picking up sterotypical incel traits, like becoming a Discord mod, refusing to shower, and playing League of Legends. It is not yet a common term, mostly used in sexual or fanart context.

That roachification comic went totally viral.

by redstonealpha August 11, 2021

ponca city roaches

marijuana cigarette that has been put out, at or before the half-way point.

chris: "man i'm too broke to buy any marijuana"
John: "i got a stash of ponca city roaches?"
chris; "oh, you mean joints?"
John: " No, but enough to roll up a bleezy"

by johnblazen October 5, 2009

roach sesh

-short for roach session
-recieving any sexual favor in secrecy

where were you after school today?
gettin a roach sesh from jane

by TonyForliano October 27, 2007

Roach Thanksgiving

A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.

We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.

by DMac12 October 24, 2014