Golden Retriever

A girl who enjoys getting urinated on.

This girl i met is a golden retriever, she has a freaky fetish for being urinated on.

by Jayson Downs June 11, 2006

golden retriever boyfriend

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi

"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"

by ayoshmee October 15, 2022

golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

by sauced pickles May 6, 2023

fagadore retriever

a variation of 'faggot'; 'fag'.
often abbreviated 'faggadore'

oh my god, what a fagadore retriever...

by grantk October 25, 2006

Golden Retriever

When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.

Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!

by Maramas January 16, 2011

Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.

Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?

by Anisseeds February 16, 2023

Golden Retriever Girl

A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.

I wonder if that golden retriever girl Alisa would let me pet her, oh boy I hope so!

by Golden Retriever Boy November 15, 2021