Remote Viewing

Remote Viewing is a verified psychic practice of seeking impressions about a distant or unseen target, similar to Clairvoyance, that was developed by the government of the United States Of America as a form of intelligence gathering ,or spying on people remotely without being seen, Remote Viewing is being able to mentally "see" a distant location,person,or object .

Fuck all remote viewers

Remote Viewing is a practice developed by the USA Government to spy on people

Remote Viewing by Siddhi Hung January 15, 2026

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 

The god of all wii remotes

Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside by ___dennis___ November 10, 2019

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?

Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© by windjtd22 November 22, 2019

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken

Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside by Wii Guy May 10, 2021

breaking the remote 

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

breaking the remote by Nate R.. August 18, 2006

West Virginia Remote Control 

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.

Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.

West Virginia Remote Control by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote 

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010