Urban Redneck

A person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.

I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.

by The Cockmeister April 4, 2011

Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.

Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

by mortal sky September 8, 2010

Rodney

Rodney is a good looking young man that is super intelligent with an intense charismatic personality that draws people to him.

Rodney is quiet most of the time and very vocal the rest of the time! He's got a real of tha wall sense of humor but the truth is he's got one of the most genuine smiles in the entire world!

Rodney is very picky when it comes to the ladies that he dates and with whom he chooses to be partnered up with! He has the type of good looks that are considered rugged yet he also looks like he could be a librarian.

He's a tech nerd with the skills of the CEO of a fortune 500 company! He's a die hard friend that sticks to his partna's like glue.

People respect Rodney bc he demands respect in the way he carries himself throughout any given day. He loves to read and he likes to reminisce over the magazines he's collected over the years!

If you have Rodney as a best bud then you know he's your best bud for life! Rodney will blindly have your back bc he knows how crucial loyalty is between neighbors.

Rodney also has one of the most infectious laughs that I've ever heard so whenever I hear Rodney laugh, I know his face is also lit up with a very nice, shiny smile!

Rodney is one of those kind of people that you automatically want to keep when you meet him!
He's DEFINITELY a keeper, so when you are blessed with a Rodney, don't ever let him go!

Rodney smiled wickedly to himself, keeping the joke to himself bc if he hadn't, the teacher was going to take immediate action!

by cheLLe1963 April 30, 2021

redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 26, 2003

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

redneck shower

When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.

Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!

justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.

Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!

by SeanB85 February 11, 2007