random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

by peter October 14, 2004

random

A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)

Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!

by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009

random

An unexpected hard-on.

Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.

by da hurbz December 12, 2004

Random

A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS woof woof , and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.

Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads

by GhostNYC February 13, 2008

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.

leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....

by teh roxx0rz boxx0rz pwnage one June 18, 2006

Random

The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)

Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.

by AJD1011 May 25, 2008

Randomize

randomize – to make random sentences of randomly random randomness upon the random subject that randomly is, most randomly likely, also random.........random

”he randomized the randometer with random randomness concerning its randominity randomizing abilities of random randomness”

”the randometer was randomly randomized by the randomly random randomaster of random randominity of which the randomly random randometer randomly randomizes randomly”

by GSD Ste V B June 13, 2006