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Queefing is something I frequently do
by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017
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Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
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Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012
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queef queen

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.
Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.
by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008
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Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."
by Yes I win! April 25, 2006
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Queefapotamus

1) A girl that is disgustingly overweight, a slut, and has a wide-set vagina.
2) A large proscious black girl who cums from the jungle.
3) A hippopotamus that queefs a bunch
Jeremy: Hey Mike, check out that slut whale over there. She must love fish dicks.
Mike: No way man, that chick is from the jungle, she's a fukin queefapotamus.
Jeremy: Werd.

Joel: Hey! That hippo queefs so much it should be called a Queefapotamus.
Mike: Joel, you say that every fucking time we're in the presence of hippos and women of african american descent.
by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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Queef

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
by randy dixon February 27, 2003
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