stand proud

to jack off. When you close the doors and self jiggy to jjba opening theme 'Stand Proud'

Ayy man, I can't type. The song is heat and I'm not really left-handed so brb. gotta stand proud real quick.

by itsnotfake May 2, 2020

Proud Boy

A group that sounds suspiciously like they're rejects from Peter Pan.

Proud Boy member: We're the Proud Boys-

Random individual: BWAHAHA, that's the dumbest name I've ever heard!

by AeonChronos October 6, 2020

Proud a you

A complimentary phrase one might make to another person, accompanied by a 'pat' on the head, or a 'boop' with the finger on the nose, to distract the recipient from a booger being wiped on them.

Originally seen in Family Guy, episode: "Stewie Kills Lois."

Lawyer: Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris: Well...now that you mention it...

FLASHBACK TO:

Peter picks his nose. He tries to flick his booger off of his index finger. It won't budge.

Peter: Hey Meg..................Proud a you.

Peter strokes her head. The booger sticks.

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

Proud Boys

A far right, neo-fascist organisation based in the US. At the beginning of 2021. The Canadian government designated "the movement" as a terrorist organisation.

This means that the Proud Boys are now on par with other guy only clubs. Like the Taliban, ISIS and gay bars.

The Proud Boys are dangerous extremists but man they know how to dance!

by Lurrpy May 7, 2021

Proudlock

When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.

Hey dude, you can ejaculate very much,

Man, yes i can ill show you my Proudlock

by William Giggs February 24, 2011

proud family

A 2001 Disney cartoon about a young girl who deals with life as a teenager.

"Proud Family is the best show I've ever watched!"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 22, 2020

proud-on

Being so thrilled with something that you have accomplished that you actually get a boner.

I cannot believe I that I got my thesis done in time, I am walking around with quite the proud-on!

by meatcurtain1 September 2, 2013