Putter

A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.

"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"

by Jenksy Cat February 5, 2005

jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019

Potters

Pot smokers

There will be too many potters at that concert.

by MaryAces February 5, 2009

rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.

Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!

by FuzzyD June 16, 2009

The Potters House

really really stupid people.

"I was hanging out at the potters house with my buddy satan, and they got mad because we lit the baby jesus display on fire."

by toholdthegun November 16, 2003

putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 26, 2009