Putt

Noun : f
Meaning fart, or person who reminds you of a fart. If you call someone a Putt, you don’t like what they just did. You don’t mean it though, just that you would rather not have them do that thing that you called them a Putt for.

“I just ripped my shirt on this sharp branch!”
“Ugh, you’re such a Putt.”

by Heeeheeeeee September 6, 2020

Putt

Verb. Refers to the action of playing minigolf.

"Let's putt!"
"I haven't putted in a while."
"Putting is easy to learn."

by s1ckn@sty July 29, 2024

Greenspan Putt

An optional golf rule, similar to a mulligan, allowing any shot that ends up father from the hole than it started to not be counted against a players score, on the condition that the subsequent shot be taken using a putter. It is the second shot that is called the "Greenspan Putt." Like the mulligan, its use encourages excessive risk taking, as the player is guaranteed not to end up in a place worse than where he started.

%#*! I totally misread that one. I'm gonna take a Greenspan Putt.

by b_physics_guy May 9, 2010

Mutt putt

The finest marine vessel that ones self could captain.

Gee i wish i had a mutt putt like max's

by Salochin February 27, 2016

to pootered to putt

Tired exhausted no energy

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt

by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018

tourniquet putt

A Disc Golf term describing a putt that could or does “stop the bleeding” of a series of bad events during a round.

“John made a nice putt to get off the bogey train. It was definitely definitely a tourniquet putt.”

by Disc Golf Kyle February 15, 2020

putte

A nice guy who has a pretty juicy cock. He is blond and has a body like Captain America. He prefers girls but likes men from time to time.
Cute guy

Girl : Wow i just had sex with a guy in my school
Girl 2 : Tell me , how was it ?!
Girl : It was just like a fucking putte. Best i've ever had!

by iloveputte January 25, 2018