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Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

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Post Potter Depression

The depression one feels upon finishing a Harry Potter novel, or the Harry Potter series. Is brought about by the realization that one must return to the real world, and that reclusive reading does not make one a wizard.
Usually felt internationally in the two weeks succeeding the book's release.

Post Potter Depression (PPD) is an emotional state, and is generally inversely related to the Economic Post Potter Elation (EPPE) initially felt by Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and Raincoast Books, and felt soon thereafter by the world's retail booksellers.

Post Potter Depression may remain incurable for some, but many recover within a week of showing initial symptoms.
Most people, mainly parents, feel it is not a serious condition and will cure itself.
Crikey, Dave! Take off the Gryffindor scarf and come for a swim! I think you're suffering from Post Potter Depression!
by Aaroneous Truths January 1, 2009
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Pattern

To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b
by Deadbritishlad March 5, 2017
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potterless

An amazing podcast created by Mike Schubert. It makes fun of Harry Potter and is insanely funny.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you listen to that new episode of Potterless?

Guy 2: Yeah bro, it was so funny.
by BisexuwhaleNarwhal March 29, 2019
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Potteresque

Truly magical/indefinably awesome- a versatile term encompassing a wide range of classy actions and objects
Liverpool coming back from 3-0 down in the 2005 Champions League final to win it was a potteresque performance.
by Anonymous submissions June 24, 2020
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post-Potter rage

The rage one feels when someone insults Harry Potter, tries to tell you that it's not real or tries to tell you that everything will be okay.
I think you have a bad case of post-Potter depression and post-Potter rage
by youhavenoidea July 9, 2011
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Moonshoes Potter

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.
Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)
by toadface96 September 20, 2011
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