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Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.
Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.
by irishkiwi June 4, 2018
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pumpkin spice latte

A drink from starbucks that many white girls drink during the fall while dressed in boots (typically uggs), yoga pants (or leggings of some sort), and a jacket.
There must have been a lot of pumpkin spice lattes at the university in the winter, because all of the girls were wearing yoga pants, uggs, and a jacket.
by Viscerous November 15, 2013
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Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
by Oily Depths March 28, 2010
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Pumpkining

When you are doing stuff, but it's midnight and you are about to expire (like Cinderella).
How are you already pumpkining!!?
by Mr. Verdesauce November 20, 2015
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pumpkin time

midnight; home time; bed time.

Reference: when the clock strikes midnight, cinderella's carriage turns into a pumpkin, so she must leave the ball and head home to sleep.
Goodness it's late, it's WAY past pumpkin time!
by elizabites January 21, 2011
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Pumpkin spice latte

Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS
by WhiteVanMan489 July 27, 2019
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Pumpkin Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.
Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
by fishman802 September 7, 2013
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