Poonsonality

A woman's vagina and how good it feels or makes you feel.

See also poon

This girl I met on Saturday night was average looking but once we got in bed I found out she had an awesome poonsonality.

by CharlieH313 May 8, 2011

phonsin'

Anxiety from forgetting or losing your cell phone.

"I left my cell phone at home this morning and I'm phonsin' hardcore!"

by Cosado11 October 21, 2012

Poonshnozzle

Someone who thinks that they're the shit when they're actually shit.

"The Supreme Kai is an extreme poonshnozzle."

by Tatsu May 8, 2014

pornscaping

trimming your pubes while watching porn.

Jim was pornscaping before his big date

by dpt541 March 13, 2015

poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair

Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping

by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016

Phonsciolizing

To sit with people at a social gathering while everybody is on their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing andbmy friend Laura texted us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards

by mrlarezzo July 10, 2016

Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

by Migamortis September 18, 2016