Insulplement

When you say something to complement someone and they take it as an insult

Insulplement
What happened to your face bro?

I told Tara, "Yo bring yo sexy ass over here." Ya know that CKO membership card on her keys?

Yeah.

Yeah, that shits not for show bro. She broke my nose.

by mrlarezzo November 06, 2016

Phonsciolizing

To sit with people at a social gathering while everybody is on their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing andbmy friend Laura texted us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards

by mrlarezzo March 25, 2016

Phonsciolizing

To sit with friends, at a social gathering while you and everyone else is looking through their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing with one another and my friend Laura texted all of us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards.

by mrlarezzo March 25, 2016

Dollar bitch

A girl you feel indifferent towards. Someone you don't care whether they are in your life or not

When a girl asks you for a ride and you tell her, "only if you ride this dick." If she says yes then it's like hitting the jackpot in the lottery. In the more likely scenario where she never talks you again, you would feel like you lost a dollar playing the lottery. You really wouldn't care. Hence the term, dollar bitch

by mrlarezzo August 10, 2016

Fatspam

When fat people post revealing selfies on social media way too often

Someone has to tell Chloe to stop with the fatspam. Her posts from her day at the beach made wanna wretch.

by mrlarezzo January 22, 2017

Basic Bitch

A Pumpkin Spice Ice Latte from any hipster coffee shop.

Me: I’ll have a medium Basic Bitch please
Barista: One Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte coming right up!

by mrlarezzo August 27, 2019