protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

productional

A uselessly redundant variation of the word production.
Mainly used by corporate drones trying to sound intelligent,
and failing ever so horribly.

That server has been productional for weeks.

by irqzero November 2, 2006

Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.

I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.

by TechKnow July 30, 2004

goofy ahh uncle productions

goofy ahh uncle productions is a meme posted by Quandale Dingle where a text to speech voice say goofy ahh uncle productions and raps Rocking A Cardigan in Atlanta

Goofy ahh uncle productions i wanna take a pic with Cardi b in my cardigan

by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009