accidental procrastination

The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.

LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!

Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday

by THE Table! May 11, 2009

procrastination

Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.

My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.

by Mallory Rajan May 23, 2005

Procrastination

Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.

Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.

by Claire420 December 14, 2009

procrastinating

What teenagers do when they dont want to do their homework

"Do your hw!" yells mother.
"No i think id rather do something that wont benifit me at all!" yells procrastinating teen going through puberty.

by James J December 28, 2005

Precrastination

The act of knowing you will procrastinate, before one has actually procrastinated.

John: Hey man, wanna work on that project tonight?

Me: Nah, I'll probably just do it last minute... you know, procrastinate

John: So... you know you're going to procrastinate... isn't that precrastination?

by ThatAUguy April 12, 2013

Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.

I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.

by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014

procrastination

Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.

(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"

by nikkan_hanil September 15, 2004