procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastinapping

When you are overwhelmed by the work you need to do, so you take a nap instead.

I had this terrible anxiety dream while I was procrastinapping.

by mlelynn March 26, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.

People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018