procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

by Rascarin November 16, 2011

Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.

"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.

by Ramshel March 10, 2012

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.

Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."

by discoN8 October 4, 2012

Procrasticide

What you do when you have suddenly been given extra time to complete an assignment you thought was soon due, but you instead decide to kill that time by sitting on your rear and checking facebook. See also: Procrastinating

"Because of the snow, school was canceled! Now I have until Tuesday to study for my history test! Nah, I'll just commit Procrasticide instead."

by 55emginie February 22, 2013

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014