Procrasticide

What you do when you have suddenly been given extra time to complete an assignment you thought was soon due, but you instead decide to kill that time by sitting on your rear and checking facebook. See also: Procrastinating

"Because of the snow, school was canceled! Now I have until Tuesday to study for my history test! Nah, I'll just commit Procrasticide instead."

by 55emginie February 22, 2013

procrasticleaning

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."

I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.

by jspot January 5, 2009

procrasticlean

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.

Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!

by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009

procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

procrastichieve

To achieve through procrastination. This is a technique mastered by most high school/college students and continued in the workplace.

(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)

"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."

"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."

by 20English@BSHS11 July 7, 2012

Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.

by hippopophotos December 5, 2011

procrastitidy

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.

After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.

by sternboller September 16, 2012