Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Procrasturbate

When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.

1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017

Procrasturbate

Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.

Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.

by JustKeepTugging January 11, 2023

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009