possum grape 

A wild grape ranging from Florida to northern Mexico to Kansas. It is about the size of a pencil erasure and half seed. The vines grow to 30 feet and up to the tips of tall tree limbs making them difficult to spot and harvest. Intensely flavored they make great jelly and wine. Collecting a bushel of the bunches will make a few batches of jelly.

This possum grape jelly is delicious on toast!

possum grape by Spidr March 31, 2009

possum on the half shell 

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

possum on the half shell by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

possum slap 

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

possum slap by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009

possum tongue 

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

possum tongue by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

Possum hole 

To put someone or yourself in the dirt.

they put joe in the possum hole after he passed away

Possum hole by XxTurd_Burglar October 12, 2019

Possum Coochie 

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie

Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have

Possum Coochie by Possum Coochie Lord April 5, 2020

Possum in the woods 

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

Possum in the woods by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023