Porch Llama 

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.

The porch llamas down that road creep me out.

Porch Llama by ericandrea December 20, 2010

porch monkey 

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

porch monkey by theko July 27, 2006

porch monkey 

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

porch monkey by fyrchken April 1, 2007

Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

Porch Crawl by Woods 2 February 12, 2009

porch gangsta 

a person who usually acts tough or hard while hanging out on their porch but as soon as they leave their porch they become soft as a marshmallow and become prone to ass beatings.

look at sean sittin on his porch with his shirt off and his bandanna on, dont worry he is a porch gangsta he only looks tough.

porch gangsta by weeble wobble 504 January 1, 2012

porch factor 

The increased or decreased number of residents sitting out side or on their homes porch in the evening hours on warm temped nights, to indicate a correlation of higher or lower level of criminal activity based on the theory that the more people present in a given area and the increase of warmer weather, also the chances for interaction with others increased thus the possibility of criminal activity or accidental injury, increases.

I believe there will be a lot of people getting injured tonight because it looks like the Porch Factor is up.

porch factor by SMBLAIR May 6, 2015

Porch Cunt 

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.

Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?

Porch Cunt by Weeki June 3, 2015