Definitions by theko

false teller

Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar

Stephen I am not a liar I'm a false teller!!

false teller by theKO September 13, 2006

porch monkey 

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

porch monkey by theko July 27, 2006