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email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.
My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.
by Brett March 8, 2005
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Parallel

The alternate version of how your life is playing out. The negative to the positive.
When Machlis regresses each of them they find that though the mirror
image world may look the same on the surface, it is bubbling underneath
with malevolence and the very darkest of desires. Both Neil and Heather
soon become addicted to the danger and uninhibited nature of
the parallel and it rapidly takes its toll on them. We see the pivotal
moments of their romance played out in the parallel with very different and
very chilling outcomes.
by Launceston Elliot February 20, 2015
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Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)
“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty
by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019
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podalong

An event in which like-minded individuals gather to follow and comment upon a podcast as it is playing. Often occurs in a chat-room or on a fan board but is not limited to such.
To join with a group in following along a podcast.
Thirty Otalia fans gathered in the chat room to take part in the Big Purple Dreams podalong.
Will they BPD be podalonging this week?
by BFly333 June 20, 2009
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Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
by Raiken May 11, 2010
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parallel

Parallel line:

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by ArmoForEVA May 13, 2005
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Paralee

Paralee is very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see in this world. When you look into them they make you see all that is good in this world, they make you want to believe in love, they make you want to believe souls exists because she is so perfect in every single way. But do not let her fool you, she is a master with words, she'll tell you what she knows you want to hear just so she can have what she wants from you. She will look at you with those big, gorgeous eyes and you will believe anything she says, while she says she loves you she is looking for a way to break your heart because you're nothing but a game to her. The only person she has ever loved is herself. Yes this may sound rude and incredibly wrong, but people should be warned. She is Taylor swift song material.
by Realthug July 11, 2014
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