poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

poontang bluff by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022

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Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

Poontang man by Mackendeez March 4, 2018

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poontang pie

the pro wrestler, The Rock's favorite kind of pie.

Rock - "I like pie...especially POONTANG PIE!"

poontang pie by stu bawden July 17, 2006

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Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

Poontang-Quake by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

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Poontang Slayer

A very select group of individuals
Usually hot

Wow look at they guy he looks hot

yeah he is a PTS (poontang slayer)

Poontang Slayer by booooobs1234 October 23, 2012

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Poontang Overlap

When you get friendly with a girl who has a boyfriend , so when she breaks up with him you're first in line

Ben - "Dude why aren't you coming to see hannah montana the movie with me? "

Josh - " I would but im going with this girl and I might get Poontang Overlap "

Ben - " Oh thats ok then "

Josh - "Easy"

Poontang Overlap by JPetrelli17 April 28, 2009

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poontang city

a city invlolving a lot of "poontang pie", people usually go there to get some *some sex*. poontang city is where anyone whos gotten laid owns a house, or if you have big cock then you own a mansion

1.) i heard there was a party in poontang city but i came too early

2.) hey bro, lets got to poontang city

poontang city by slappa dick December 9, 2008

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