Jean-Luc Picard

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.

Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!


***loosely paraphrased from short story***

by ST : Voyager fan July 4, 2005

The Picard

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..

Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"

by RollmeOneKenobi September 10, 2013

petard

somebody named peter that is retarded or acts like it

peter stop being a petard and quit lighting my hair on fire!

by esse March 23, 2005

Picarded

The act of destroying a great male character in an established universe in order to introduce “strong” characters of diverse backgrounds in order to make them shine.

Did you see the new Bond movie?

Yeah, it’s sad to see Bond get Picarded like that

by Oldstockcanadians October 31, 2020

Picard

The recipient must have a bald dome shaped head (not essential but preferable). Must happen in a public place. The recipient kneels down in front of the crotch of the donor whilst he places his scrotum on to the head... as the balls take equilibrium and drop to make a hat the donor says ‘Make it So’ (optionally the recipient can reply ‘warp speed Mr Sulu’)

My bald mate wouldn’t shut up so I gave him a picard

by ScroMcB’Balls June 4, 2021

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

Picard

To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek

Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.

by Alex Sheridan September 17, 2007