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Urban Pikey 

A once time traveller with no fixed abode, but can be seen living in rented (normally council owned/run) property. They have usually lived in or currently own a house with wheels predominantly on farmland/ Private land. They may appear civilised but , like foxes they are wild and cannot be tamed and should be shot. There political views are generally conservative and resist progress at every turn , due to them aspiring to live like a victorian peasant.
that James B is such an "urban Pikey"
Urban Pikey by jessica cheung October 18, 2010
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Bore off you pikey 

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

pikie/ pikey 

these are the common people that invade all normally life and replace it with simple immature twats who recon there hard walst wearing baby blue clothes and the girls with there gold coated plastic toilet seat earings. most places have local hard areas with high crime rate because there so good at theift they steal your wheels off you vehical waslt its moving.
pikies + money = imposable
'i fucking hate pikies'
pikie/ pikey by petter rabbit October 3, 2003

anoi/pikey-riot 

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
anoi/pikey-riot by Ruben June 9, 2003

joke pikey 

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)
OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

Street Pikey 

Any undesirable denisen of the street. eg. neds, rowdy homeless people, junkies or general wandering thieves and chancers.
Hey dude, did one of those street pikeys spit on my back?
Street Pikey by fyfeface March 14, 2011

nikey pikey 

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.
these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'
nikey pikey by dirty kev October 8, 2003