Pharmist

Hillbilly pronunciation of "Pharmacist" resulting from improper enunciation of the polysyllabic word Pharm-a-cist.

"I gotta talk to the pharmist bout des' ole horse pills. I caint swallerum."

by Pharmer A October 29, 2011

pharming

The act of searching another person's bathroom or medicine closet for expired or forgotten script pills with the intent of stealing them to get high. Usually done by a group of teens or young adults at their rents houses and then pooled and shared.

Derived from the word farming to imply "getting by on what sprouts up" and substituting the "f" with the phonetic equal "ph" as in pharmacy to imply "getting by (high) off whatever can be harvested."

The location the pills are taken from is often referred to as a pharm.

"More cautious than most, Justin always looked up the purpose of the pills he found after pharming his friends' houses to learn of any risks or interactions taking them might cause."

by Sleightflow December 9, 2012

Big pharma fetish

When someone almost always chooses pharmaceutical pills to handle their body problem even when there are more effective and less damaging methods of fixing their body problems. This person has an obsession with pills, they ignore healthy eating habits and want all their problems to be fixed by these pills. being sick & under the thumb of big pharma is their fetish and their goal in life.

instead of doing paleo & intermittent fasting or going on a diet joe decided to be a fat lazy bitch with a big pharma fetish and started taking weight loss medications.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 1, 2022

shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology

noun. The process of throwing chemicals at a disease until something changes.

"shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology," credit to Barry Schuler @ TEDTalks.

by antiver. February 6, 2009

pharm party

An American media invention that that claims teens are hosting pil-popping parties.

Teacher: "Have you ever heard of a 'pharm party'."
Student: "Yeah on last night's news."

by cj117 January 5, 2008

Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

phorm

The ability to disregard an individuals right to Privacy whilst browsing the Internet.

Implemented at ISP level, Phorm's software will monitor your personal browsing habits.

by Misinphorm March 22, 2008