Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

penal sec gyal

all penal sec gyal does horn. if u dating a gyal from pss dey probably horning u wit a shiva man. u hadda be rel sweet tuh not get horn by one ah dem. dem gyal inside pss is d kinda woman tuh go wit one ah yuh padna if alyuh done. den she go thru yuh whole friend den after da she go talk shit bout all ah alyuh. life lesson: dont date most pss gyal

everybody love penal sec gyal

by whos u dawg January 21, 2023

Penally

The word spoken by the General himself. I way of life for the General in Dubai that involves devious game dropping of all calibres

Penally is good, it’s good I’m going to Thailand tomorrow and gone drops some serious game

by TheAdmiral April 17, 2023