PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.
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A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.
A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.
by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022
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A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
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Get the Protosexual mug.A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.
My brother is a pentesexual.
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My brother is a pentesexual.
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