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Polyjuice Potion

The magical potion used in Harry Potter to change the physical appearance of one human to another using part of their DNA.

The stuff that dreams are made of. And shapeshifters.
I took some Polyjuice Potion and magically turned into Justin Bieber!" "You can leave now.
by The purple-pointed toothy-toes January 24, 2011
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Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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brewing a murky potion

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."
by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012
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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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Patpong Balloon Assassins

The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.

Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).

Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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patio homes

One story residences, usually built on a concrete slab. Often billed as "Condominiums" they are built in pairs with the garages towards the middle.
Many elderly people live in patio homes.

Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.

Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.

Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.

Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.
by DXR57MK4W817 June 20, 2008
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Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
by froggy49 April 18, 2009
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