Act of jizzing in a condom after sexual intercourse,then after you have jizzed in the condom you proceed to tie off one end and squeeze the semen out onto your lovers face as if you were decorating a cake.
by Plat247 April 16, 2008
Get the pastry baggingmug. by eric May 20, 2004
Get the Pastry chefmug. When a person of excessive foreskin ejaculates within. Then squeezing it out onto the sexual partner. Similar to cake decorating.
by JWNoDoubt83 January 13, 2009
Get the Pastry Baggedmug. Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT July 27, 2008
Get the Pastry Chefmug. by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021
Get the Horny pastry puffermug. "crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
Get the skin pastry bagmug. Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
by zihb November 6, 2023
Get the Disappearing Pastry Chefmug.